Greetings, my fellow port swillers!
Well, the big nor’easter pounding the East Coast today brought exactly nothing to Your Nation’s Capital.
Not that we aren’t knee-deep in snowflakes here this winter, but they’re of the political rayther than the meteorological variety. Ha, ha, ha.
As a matter if fact, it’s been a relatively benign winter so far this year, and I even noticed yesterday that the forsythia is already starting to bloom. Must be all that glow bull enwarmening that ManBearPig is spreading about. AlGore promises that he’s on the case. Super serial, you guys!
For all that, I can’t remember a year when I so yearned for the return of the warmth as I do this year. Must be getting older or something.