Greetings, my fellow port swillers!
Yes, fourteen years ago today, Ol’ Robbo decanted the port, set out the Stilton, and invited you all to take a pew. Hard to believe it’s been that long. (Those of you who remember my prior gig at the Llama Butchers will know that place only lasted for about five years, yet it still seems like I blogged longer there than here. Go figure.)
Stumping along behind the lawnmower this morning, to keep my mind off the long, wet grass with which I had to deal due to all the rain we’ve had lately, Ol’ Robbo got noodling about the years this place has seen, and what has changed.
Certainly it’s been witness to the Gels growing up. Back in 2008 we were on the leading edge of the terrible early teen years. Somehow or other, as reported here from time to time, we managed to weather them, and now the Gels are all in their 20’s and on the cusp of starting their next chapters.
On this day in 2008, Ol’ Robbo was still a newbie Catholic, too. I haven’t really blogged about that very much in more recent years, prolly because my Convert Derangement Syndrome has been steadily wearing off and I’ve realized what a crashing bore I must have been. But I got a whiff of a rumor this morning about a potentially Very Bad Thing that will directly impact on my worship, so I may start giving vent to such issues again soon. One thing I will say if I have not made it plain before: I do not care for Pope Francis.
Also on this day in 2008, I expect I still believed that the G.O.P. Establishment had my best interests in mind. Ol’ Robbo was a big fan then of writers such as George Will, Peggy Noonan, and the gangs at National Review and The Weekly Standard. Whelp, that’s gone completely out the window: It’s become crystal clear in recent years that the only thing the GOPe cares about is the GOPe. (Ol’ Robbo has a small collection of books by these authors. Just on principle I can’t bear the idea of throwing them (or any other books) away, but I have moved them to the Shelf of Shame in my basement.)
Finally, Ol’ Robbo was in his early 40’s back then, and of course due to math, is now in his later 50’s. I’m happy to report that I’m still in good shape and about the same weight, but I was somewhat surprised when I started my plague-beard last year just how much white there is in it.
So! What do the next fourteen years hold?
Well, on the domestic front my obvious hope is marriages and grandkids.
As far as Holy Mother Church goes, a priest friend of mine likes to quote an Italian proverb that “after a fat Pope comes a thin one”. Things will change again.
And on the politickal front? I begin to see signs that the pendulum has reached the top of its arc and is starting to swing the other way. For all its self-protective fecklessness, I doubt the GOPe remains relevant very much longer.
Anyhoo, thankee to all of you who have dropped in here over the years, whether on a daily basis or just every now and again! Bumpers all round, ladies and gentlemen, gun’ls under! Here’s three times three and no heal taps! Huzzay! Huzzay! Huzzay!
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July 30, 2022 at 4:26 pm
browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard
Enjoyed finding you at The LLama Butchers, and I have enjoyed following you here.
Happy happy Robbo
Success in your endeavors,
Confusion to your enemies,
And death to the French…
July 30, 2022 at 7:37 pm
Robbo
Ha! Confusion to Boney!
July 31, 2022 at 11:04 am
rbj1
Congrats, and yes Llama butchers did seem to exist for a long time.
And I think the ST:TNG “Conspiracy” aliens that have infected so many of our institutions are begining to die off. It isn’t sustainable.
July 31, 2022 at 3:20 pm
Robbo
I think you’re right and I also think that their turning it all the way up to eleven now is a sign that they know it, too.
July 31, 2022 at 8:12 pm
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July 31, 2022 at 8:42 pm
sleepybeth
I’m late to the party (what else is new?) but many happy returns! I am not okay with it being 14 years as it feels much, much less than that.
August 1, 2022 at 8:36 am
Old Dominion Tory
Congratulations on fourteen years of fighting the good fight in the best possible manner, that is with aplomb and immensely good humor. I agree as to your evaluation of some of the people who, like you, I once held in high esteem, e.g., Will and the old Weekly Standard gang. The former once seemed sagacious; the latter seemed smart and fun. Both now have degenerated into snobbish scolds.
August 1, 2022 at 9:22 am
Robbo
Thankee, thankee!