Greetings, my fellow port swillers!
Ol’ Robbo had to drive up to Bal’mur, Murrland yesterday on bizney.
I’ve long ranted here about the bat-shite craziness of Murrland drivers. Increasingly, I believe that Bal’mur is the epicenter of this cray-cray, the veritable Mos Eisley of the scum and villainy that pollute the local highways and byways. The place gives me the creeps.
Golden moment: A delivery truck double-parked on Calvert Street blocking an SUV in front of me sporting a “Wag more, bark less” decal on its rear window. The driver of said SUV was telling off the delivery guy in no uncertain terms with both word and gesture.
Irony status? Prime.