Greetings, my fellow port swillers!
Ol’ Robbo was frowsting over a cup of coffee in his favorite chair in the Port Swiller library early Saturday morning when he noticed that the goldfinches at the thistle feeder directly outside the window were beginning to show the first faint signs of their yellow summah plumage. With gardener’s logic, I realized that my plans to spend the day doing nothing suddenly were kaput, and that I had to get out and chop back the butterfly bush which so dominates the Port Swiller garden. (Very long time friends of the decanter will recall that I refer to these bushes as Kong and the Konglings. For those of you who don’t recall, the original Kong was a very, very small and frail seedling that I cultivated in the Port Swiller basement something like thirteen years ago. Somehow or other, it survived not only its incubation, but its transplanting into the garden. Since then, when all my other original cultivational experiments have withered away, it not only has thrived, but has multiplied copiously.)
A couple hours of hacking and hauling later, I stood looking at the results. I can’t put it any better than did the Eldest Gel who, shouting over from the rope swing, said, “Hey, Dad! It looks like a forest fire swept over your garden! Haw, haw!”
Everybody’s a comedian these days.
Give it another couple months, the jungle will close right back in and will be filled with birds and butterflies, as has been my intent the past few years. I am mulling over some plans to make the whole thing somewhat more formal, but not yet. Not yet.
Speaking of which, remember the Great Panic over the imminent dooooom of the Monarch Butterflies because Globull Warmeninzs? Well, maybe not so much. Funny, it’s almost as if Nature has the capacity to sort things out for herself or something.
On a different note, last evening Ol’ Robbo watched Radio Days for, I’m fairly certain, the first time. A pleasant little tribute by Woody Allen to his WWII-era yoot in Rockaway, Lon Gyland. In fact, Robbo’s father-in-law grew up somewhere in Brooklyn a few years later himself, so there was a lot about this movie that I definitely got. The biggest thing, though, was the epiphany that this was Julie Kavner. Marge Simpson before she was Marge Simpson, although the voice and the humor were plainly there already. Very zaftig, if you know what I mean. (‘Course, the movie came out in ’87, the year I graduated from college, which is a damned sobering idea.)
On another note, I also read Cary Elwes’s book As You Wish: Inconceivable Tales from the Making of the Princess Bride. If you’re a Princess Bride fan (and if you’re not, what the hell’s wrong with you?), it’s a moderately interesting read: A goodish bit of behind-the-scenes backstory and trivia, but in my opinion somewhat too much, er, glad-handing. Were I Emperor, the Superlative Abuses Squad would have been down on Elwes with billy clubs and handcuffs before he got half way through his first paragraph.
But….You don’t pen a 30th anniversary book in order to trash the thing that’s keeping you in royalties, so who am I to second guess?
One legit sour note to the book: Elwes, in speaking of fan enthusiasm, relates the story of some young thing who had recently had “As You Wish” tattooed on the back of her neck and asked Elwes to autograph below the tattoo with a sharpie. I ask you, friends, just how pathetic an image is that? And what do you do if you’re in the position of being asked to sign, and therefore approve, such a thing?
Well. All I can say is that I am very thankful I have not pledged my personal worth in this world on the altar of celebrity.
On a more positive note, in keeping with the whole Princess Bride theme, ol’ Robbo just got a new coffee cup with bears the legend: “Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You drank my coffee. Prepare to die.”
Now that, my friends, is teh funny. Except I’m not kidding…….