Greetings, my fellow port swillers!
Did you see this latest outrage in a world gone completely insane? The State Department has banned Times New Roman font from its documents, now requiring the use of Calibri instead.
Is nothing sacred anymore?
If my shop did this, I’d send in my papers. I’ve already noticed that Word on my work computer has started defaulting to Calibri, much to my intense annoyance.
What’s next? Comic Sans? Lucida Calligraphy? Emojis?
BAH!!
(A shot of vodka with Stephen Green over at Insty’s place.)
The Port Stands At Your Elbow 
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January 20, 2023 at 11:23 am
rbj1
If text to speech can’t handle TNR, maybe work on the code. Otherwise, I demand Gothic.
January 20, 2023 at 2:15 pm
Old Dominion Tory
Any explanation for this decision? Did some decide TNR was a vehicle for white supremacy?
January 20, 2023 at 4:15 pm
Robbo
Supposedly makes text to speech tech work more easily but as with most Official Explanations these days, I don’t buy it.
January 21, 2023 at 9:53 am
browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard
Wing Dings…