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Greetings, my fellow port swillers!

Report circulated yesterday that the Washington Football Club-Type Organization is getting set to announce its new official name.

Perhaps a bit late, but allow Ol’ Robbo to provide some suggestions:

10. The Leeches

9. The Gridlock

8. The Squad (think of the sideline mascot potentials!)

7. The Beltway Bandits (an oldy, but a goody)

6. [This entry censored by order of the NSA]

5. The Snow-Sissies (we had another Storm of the Century of the Week-type event last night)

4. The Rears and Vices (rumor says the actual name might be “The Admirals”)

3. The Tentacles

2. Miserable Fat Dee Cee Bastards (because I can’t pass up a Python reference)

1. The Swamp (“We’re undrainable!”)

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