Greetings, my fellow port swillers!

How is it that spousal snoring can be such an irritant while doggy snoring is soothing to the point of inducing narcolepsy?

Inquiring minds want to know.

Decanter Dog in the Land of Nod

UPDATE: I should make clear that I am actually a far worse offender on the snoring front than is Mrs. R. It’s one of the few things about which she gets genuinely angry with me. I merely throw out the above question from purely my own point of view.