Greetings, my fellow port swillers!
By now, you’ve probably seen the picture of this year’s Rockefeller Center X-mas tree? From several angles it looks like a larger version of the one Charlie Brown bought.
Yes, as so many others have already said, “2020, man”.
I dunno. Perhaps whoever is in charge reckoned that with everyone under house arrest, nobody would see it.
On the other hand, perhaps they figured Antifa will probably burn it down anyway, so why bother?
Or perhaps it’s simply a sign of contempt on the part of our Betters. Whaddaya gonna do about it, kulak?
In any event, I can’t say I’m particularly surprised.
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November 19, 2020 at 8:50 am
the gripping hand
It also might be that the tree needs to relax after being bound up to travel. I expect that over the next week or so the branches will relax and fluff up as it increases the water intake. I bet the “Owl Roker” story will last longer than the Charlie Brown Christmas tree story.
November 19, 2020 at 9:41 am
Robbo
Aw, you’re no fun anymore! ; )
November 19, 2020 at 1:04 pm
rbj1
Well as Michelle Obama promised, we have to change our history and traditions. Canceling Thanksgiving is one way, uglifying Christmas is another.
Oops, I need a new tin foil hat.
November 19, 2020 at 3:25 pm
Robbo
Yeah, I’m sure Mr. Hand’s right that there’s some bed-heading going on here. But every now and again one needs to break out the Reynolds-wrap and go a bit bonkers.