Greetings, my fellow port swillers!
Ol’ Robbo got an especially heartfelt chuckle from this article: Scholars Now Believe Saul Threw Spear At David For Playing Christmas Music Well Before Thanksgiving.
It’s from the Bee so it’s satire, of course. Or is it?
I haven’t heard any X-mas tunes yet (nor have I seen, for example, reindeer antlers or Rudolph noses on any cars) but they’re coming. Oh, yes, they’re certainly coming.
SOON!
As I’ve mentioned here before, the local classickal station starts inserting “holiday” musick into its rotation right after Thanksgiving. At first, these insertions are fairly sporatic, and I always fall into the trap of thinking maybe it won’t be so bad this year. But they inevitably crank it up to eleven, and by the time Christmas Eve actually rolls around and the stuff is nonstop, the only feeling the umpteenth airing of “O Holy Night” or “The Holly and the Ivy” raises in my soul is the urge to grab a machete and run amok. (On the other hand, it takes but a single airing of “If Bach Had Written Jingle-Bells” to make me start smashing the furniture.)
As a matter of fact, I’m considering some Advent abstinences this year. I usually give up musick for Lent, so perhaps I’ll do the same thing. As well as being a good spiritual exercise, it might help the ol’ blood pressure, too.
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November 19, 2019 at 11:01 am
CaptainNed
“Jingle Bell Rock” is the one that always triggers me, that and “Sleigh Ride” (had to play it every Xmas season in HS band).
November 19, 2019 at 8:29 pm
Robbo
“Jingle Bell Rock” actually has pleasant associations for me: When I was a kid, the Old Gentleman used to take me duck hunting on the Texas Coast during the holiday season. We always ate in the same dockside greasy-spoon, and that song was always on the juke box. Good times.