Greetings, my fellow port swillers!

I don’t want to sound like a grinch, but just what the heck is “Giving Tuesday” and when did it suddenly become a Thing?

More like “Hustle Tuesday” from the ads that have been bombarding me all day.

Look, I try to be charitable year round, and furthermore I try to do so in a way that does not draw undue attention to myself.  All this concentrated We Can Do It!/Pat Yourself On The Back social media hooraw leaves a very nasty taste in my mouth.

Just saying…..