Greetings, my fellow port swillers!

I don’t usually link to or comment on stories over at AoSHQ simply because I believe anybody who drops in here is probably already a member in good standing of the Moron Horde.

I did want to highlight this post, however, because it’s been making me laugh all afternoon: [Stormy] Daniels: Trump Destroyed My “Career” of “Writing” and “Directing” “Movies” of People Having Sex.

Yes, she’s claiming that Trump ruined her career….as a pron star!

Furthermore, she did so while speaking…. at the Oxford Union Debating Society!

As Dave Barry likes to say, I swear I’m not making this up.

Ol’ Robbo immediately thought of one of his favorite exchanges from the eminently-quotable “A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum“:

Pseudolus: In love? You? Who is she?

Hero: Sometimes you can see her in that window!

Pseudolus [disgusted]: A common courtesan in the house of Lycus?

Hero: Is that bad?

Pseudolus: Well, there’s no way to make it look like an achievement……

If I recall correctly, the whole Stormy Daniels thing originally was splashed across the front pages in an effort to peel conservative Christians away from Orange Man Bad.  It didn’t work, obviously, and now from the wreckage it seems Mizz Daniels is going for the martyr angle.

I’m going to guess that won’t work much either.

(In fact, I do rayther feel sorry for her, but probably not in the way she wants me to.)