Greetings, my fellow port swillers!

Ol’ Robbo certainly didn’t expect his beloved Nationals to be in this position at the end of April.  Half our starting line-up are out with injuries, as are half the bench players substituting for them.  We still aren’t getting runs consistently, our bullpen is suspect, and I still just don’t see the spark yet.

Result? We’re in another four-game (to date) losing streak, we’re 10-14 on the year and only the miserable Marlins are behind us in the NL East.

Is it time for Robbo to set fire to his hair and run screaming in circles?  Because it’s beginning to feel as if it’s time for Robbo to set fire to his hair and run screaming in circles.