Greetings, my fellow port swillers!

What’s the point of being able to wallow in an unlimited hotel hot shower when the water pressure isn’t worth bupkiss?

Also, I just discovered a slice of pizza in the microwave in my room that pre-dates my check-in.  (I’m not touching it, but I am leaving the door open as a hint to the cleaning staff.)

Thank Heaven I’m headed home now……