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Greetings, my fellow port swillers!

And now for something completely different:

Is there really anybody who actually looks forward to the “new and exciting experience” they’re promised by Gas Station Television each time they visit the pump?  Is there really anybody who actually feels said promise is fulfilled during such visits?

Ol’ Robbo would be perfectly willing to spend a couple extra cents per gallon for a pump equipped with a GSTV mute button.  Oh, yes, he would.

I know Bill Cosby has fallen from grace, but I’m still fond of his old comedy routines.  In one of them he says, “Can you believe “Let’s Make a Deal”?  And that the people on that program are Americans?”

I feel the same way every time I gas up.

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