Greetings, my fellow port swillers!
For those of you who do not follow ol’ Robbo’s beloved Nationals, I should preface this post by noting that the Nats have a lot of new faces in their bullpen this year and, as of the first week of June, are still trying to figure out who are going to be their go-to set up men in the 7th and 8th, ahead of Drew Storen in the 9th.
Among the mix of said faces is Casey Janssen, a pitcher with the Blue Jays of Toronto for some years before coming over to Dee Cee this year. He had some injuries, and has only recently started to appear in our games on a more regular basis.
The few times I’ve seen Janssen whilst watching games on tee-vee, I’ve found myself saying, “Self, who is this guy? Wait! I know! Something to do with heresy…..Arianism? No. Manichaeism? No. Wait! Now I remember! Jansenism!
(I will not even attempt to summarize Jansenism here. Suffice to say that it is a heresy focused on the fault line between free will and predestination.)
Anyhoo, that’s what I use in order to remember him. Crossing streams, I know. However, should he make a good name for himself pitching, that problem goes away.
UPDATE: Oh, I forgot to mention this. After thinking it over, I have self-identifed as Napoleon. In future, I expect all of you friends of the decanter to address me as “Sire“. See to it.
UPDATE DEUX: Most friends of the decanter probably will pick up on the Monty Python riff in the title of this post. (Well, I hope you will.) I should note here that I think this sketch was far funnier in record form than it was in the original tee-vee series. Ol’ Robbo has long-standing opinions on the effectiveness of various Python bits. Some worked best on film, some worked best in studio, some worked best in audio. It all had to do with timing, inflection, and chemistry. Not sure that I can come up with a grand unification theory to explain all my opinions, but they’re definite nonetheless. Go ahead and ask me about a given sketch and I’ll give you my analysis. Go on, I dare you.