Greetings, my fellow port swillers!
Ah, Spring! Season of swings and roundabouts!
On the one hand, ol’ Robbo learned yesterday that the Port Swiller Manor air-conditioner, which I hadn’t realized was eleven years old, has given up the ghost – rusted coil, leaking freon like a sieve, electrical contacts burning out. Well, what else can one say except ka-ching, ka-ching, ka-ching? UPDATE: The hot water heater decided to get in on the game by leaking while the HVAC guys were putting in the new A/C unit. This came as no surprise, as I’d been warned two years ago that the thing was nearing the end of its life and had been wondering idly since then when it would go, but still……”When sorrows come, they come not single spies but in battalions.”
On the other hand, I discovered this morning that both the lawnmower and the weed-whacker are in fine working condition despite my very minimal (which is to say, non-existent) winterization efforts.
On the third hand, I’ve killed about seven wasps on the porch over the past few days. (Red wasps – fortunately not especially aggressive.) They must have a nest very near at hand and also must have found a way to get through the screen. I haven’t found it yet and I’m probably giving myself cancer with all the spray I’ve inhaled while shooting at them. UPDATE: A couple yellow-jackets, too. However, I found the breach – a corner of wood where the roof meets the house that has warped up, leaving a gap. I think I can block it with a simple can of sealant.
On the fourth hand…….Iced Coffee. Nectar of the Gods.