Greetings, my fellow port swillers! Teh Vic ought to get a particular chuckle out of this one:
Seems teh Eldest Gel recently was showing pics of me to some of her friends. One of them said, “Oh, I don’t think he likes me very much.”
“Why not?” responded teh Gel.
“Well,” said the friend, “When we met, I kinda think he gave me the fish-eye.”
“Oh, that’s alright,” said teh Gel. “He does that to everybody.”
Yes, yes I do. Problem?