Greetings, my fellow port swillers!
My brother-in-law posted this up over at FaceBook and I thought it too silly not to share:
I seem to recall a story that Winston Churchill once had an idea about training seagulls to poop on U-boat periscope lenses. Doesn’t seem so far-fetched if a toucan will go after a traffic camera, now, does it.
By the way, it may just be wishful thinking, but the goldfinches at Port Swiller Manor seem to be getting just the earliest hint of their summah plumage.