Greetings, my fellow port swillers!

A conversation at the grocery story last evening between the Middle Gel and Self:

Self:  Oh, and we need to get some ranch dressing.  And since your mother isn’t around, we can get the kind that isn’t “fat-free”!

M.G.:  Wow, Dad, you’re a real Bad Boy, aren’t you?

I tell ya.

UPDATE:  Just because….