Greetings, my fellow port swillers!
Ol’ Robbo always finds himself disoriented by these Monday holidays. It’s the overlay of the start-of-the-week juju on the native awfulness of Tuesdays that tends to throw him out of whack. Don’t worry, though – It’s nothing an extra cup or two of joe can’t sort out.
UPDATE: “Hey-vennn-tua-leeee”, as Manuel would say. My server is performing only in fits and starts today, indicating that it’s high time to replace the squirrels on the fly-wheel with a fresh pair. Also, it’s only about 20 degrees inside today and my braim is starting to ice over.