[Phone rings]
Self: Hullo?
Mrs. R: Hi. You know that blazer you asked me to drop at the cleaners?
Self: Yersss….
Mrs. R.: Well, did you know it’s falling apart?
Self: Yerssss……
Mrs. R: Well, I’m at Jos Banks. You’re getting a new one.
Self: Um.
Mrs. R: Is there any color you’d like other than navy?
Self: My dear, there is No Such Thing as a blazer that’s anything other than navy.
Mrs. R: Well, I thought maybe you’d like a change.
Self: Heresy!
Mrs. R (tiredly): Allll-right. Just asking.
The idea.
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April 30, 2012 at 5:40 am
captainned
Same discussion, same answer.
May 1, 2012 at 5:59 pm
rbj
They come in other colors?
May 1, 2012 at 8:18 pm
nightfly
Who in green blazes ever heard of anything other than a blue blazer?
May 2, 2012 at 4:37 pm
Diane Werle (@quiltbabe)
Don’t they give out a horrendously green one for winning the Masters?
May 2, 2012 at 7:16 pm
captainned
Yes, they do. Anyone who’s spent more than 5 minutes holding a golf club could care less about how hideous the color is. They still want one,