“Good morning, Lawyer and Lawyer.”

“Good morning.  Is Mr. Lawyer available?”

“Uh, uh.”


“Um…..well, could I please leave a message?”

“Uh, huh.”

[More crickets]

“Um, well could you have him give Robbo the port swiller a call when he has the chance?”

“Uh, huh.”

[Large number of crickets]

“Um, would you like my contact information or anything?”

“Oh.  Uh, huh.”

[Comic cross-talk ensues]

“Right. Um, would you like to note what I’m calling about?”

“Oh.  Okay.”

[More comic cross-talk ensues]

[Inaudible sigh] “Right.  Thank you.  Goodbye.”

Emphatic *Click.*

Was it something I said?