Our neighbors up the street have a predeliction for those giant inflatable lawn decorations.  Every year, the things seem to multiply like rabbits.  There must be at least ten out front this season.  Outdoor lights, I can take (although I wouldn’t put them on my own house).  These, however, are an abomination.

I must remember to pull the Old Gentleman’s pellet gun from storage the next time I’m in Maine…..