Eldest gel glancing at the book in Robbo’s hand: “The Hidden Manna? What’s that?”

Self: “It’s a book about the Eucharist.”

E.G.: “Oh.  I thought it might be a mystery.”

Self: “Well, as a matter of fact, it is.”

E.G.: “No, no.  I mean about supernatural powers and stuff.”

Self: “Well, again, it is, if you look at it that way.”

E.G.: “Daaa-ad! I’m talking about fragments of treasure maps and ancient curses and mummies in ruins!”

Self: “Well, okay, not so much about that.  But then again, it isn’t fiction.”