I had a dream about Boadicea and the Iceni Revolt last evening, which in and of itself was interesting, but was made more so by the fact that instead of being set in East Anglia around 61 A.D., I watched it taking place along the Leesburg Pike west of Dee Cee in current times. The Britons were all in blue and carried bows and spears while the Romans were in standard Legionary kit, but there were cars all over the place and the buildings were quite recognizable. I distinctly recollect seeing somebody in a white Rolls cheering on the Iceni.
In my dream, a Roman Legion was posted somewhere in the vicinity of Ashburn, Virginia, with lines of communication running back towards Tyson’s Corner. But the Roman commander had been slack about guarding this route and I watched the Britons sneaking up on a handful of bored pickets in the neighborhood of Dranesville. Their plan – known to me – was to destroy the Roman line of communication, surround the Legion and take it by surprise.
I woke up before the dream ended so I don’t know how it would have come out. My sympathies were with the Romans and I remember thinking that their commander had been an ass but that if they kept their heads and did not panic, they would be able to recover from the shock and eventually master the situation.
Make of that what you will.
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December 16, 2008 at 4:05 pm
The Abbot
I’m thinking you’re feeling uneasy about being in D.C. on Inauguration Day. I’m hoping that the hordes don’t sack the capital in a real sense (we know, of course, that the next four years will represent the looting of the capital in every other sense).
Behind Obama is the mob. The mob may, as mobs are wont to do, decide to flex its muscles, and delight in being a mob. Think of the insane lefty protestors at any World Economic forum or G8 meeting; Obama supporters by and large. If they sense that Washington is being anything less than hospitable, they may start smashing windows, looting, and burning every Starbucks they see.
I love the detail about the person in the Rolls cheering on the Iceni.
They would. They are.
December 16, 2008 at 6:46 pm
OrgleFan
I’m hooked by the idea of displacing historical events across time and space. Something like Wellington v Napoleon on Vegas strip. Or maybe the Battle of Lepanto off the port of Miami. Sounds like a good movie idea to me.
December 16, 2008 at 9:47 pm
The Abbot
Mental image: Von Blucher delayed by the buffet at the Sands. Crockett and Tubbs in a cigarette boat sinking Musselman galleys.
December 16, 2008 at 10:17 pm
Mrs. Peperium
I’m fascinated with the idea that you dream of ‘strong’ women who do not wear shirts. Strong as in constitution and passion as opposed to the popular myth of strong enlightened women (read neurotics and lesbians).
If I were your doctor, I’d say Basil’s reading was getting to you…
December 17, 2008 at 3:13 am
Robbo
My dear Mrs. P –
I’m not entirely sure it would take four years of med school, plus six years’ residency and God knows how many additional years in intern and externships to get to that particular conclusion……