I am the rapidly-approaching-middle-aged husband of a wife of whom I’m not worthy. I am the father of three daughters who, in one of His wryer moments, God gave me in answer to the wish of my younger days to be surrounded by beautiful women. I am a recent Catholic convert and a social traditionalist. I am interested in just about everything and an expert in just about nothing. I generally treat the world with what my mother describes as cheerful contempt.

Is that enough to go on? Oh, and yes, I am a Llama. You can still reach me through the Tasty Bits (TM) Mail Sack over there if you need to.