Never stroll down to your garden without a rock in your hand.
(I did so this evening, only to discover a rabbit sitting in the middle of the beds, and me with nothing but a wine glass to throw at him. Well, I love my flowers, but not that much…..)
Standing Athwart History Yelling "Bumpers All Round, Gentlemen, And No Heel Taps!"
Never stroll down to your garden without a rock in your hand.
(I did so this evening, only to discover a rabbit sitting in the middle of the beds, and me with nothing but a wine glass to throw at him. Well, I love my flowers, but not that much…..)
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July 10, 2009 at 3:57 am
Sarah G
That is what dachshunds are for. A quite “git it” and that bunny is gone, baby gone.
But then again you have the large earthworks in the lawn as they pursue their quarry to the earth.
July 10, 2009 at 1:52 pm
The Maximum Leader
I’m going to buy a little air rifle to start protecting Mrs Villain’s plantings from the rabbits and other wildlife that come a-feasting in our yard…
July 12, 2009 at 7:55 am
Boy Named Sous
and me with nothing but a wine glass to throw at him. Well, I love my flowers, but not that much…..
did you try throwing one of your heels at it?