My lunch today (Breakfast? Feh.  A couple cups of coffee) was a big ol’ fruit concoction from Roebucks.

I spent the shank of the afternoon wracking up an hour’s worth of WiiFit exercise minutes, many of them accompanied by offensive computer commentary about my sense of balance.

My revenge? A Five Guys cheeseburger for din-dins, accompanied by a mound of fries and a couple glasses of wine.

La dolce vita, as far as I’m concerned.