I would be remiss if I did not note that today is the 400th anniversary of the birth of John Milton.

I have nothing much to say about his work, however.  Despite the fact that I studied it extensively in college, that was better than 20 years ago and I have not returned since.  Certainly I still believe Paradise Lost to be THE epic poem of the entire English language, in part because of the scale and the drama of the work, in part because of the fact that Milton had an ear the equal of or better than those of either Shakespeare or Keats.  (This is reflected pretty consistently throughout the rest of his poetry as well.)

On the other hand, I’d walk a long way in tight shoes to avoid having to read the man’s essays, treatises and political pamphlets.  Not only are they long-winded, tedious and superior, I also cannot forgive him his alliance with Cromwell and his crew.  Sanctimonious Puritans.  Jeezum Crow.

No, I think that I will simply take this opportunity to thank Mr. Milton for coining one of my favorite words in the language, Pandemonium.

pandemonium

While most people associate the word with random chaos or confusion these days, I still adhere to its original definition, the capital of Hell.