Filched from the Bovina Bloviator, it’s the Fish-Eater’s JPII Random Quote Generator. A sampling:

- The refreshing epiphany of social systems will deepen the People of God’s new Springtime.

- The genuine radiance of universal spiritual resources will embrace today’s compassion.

- The decisive acclamation of our elder brothers in the Faith will further the cause of, in a certain sense, the People of God’s remarkable gifts.

This puts me in mind again of what is probably my very favorite religious joke:

Jesus said to them, “Who do you say that I am?”

They replied, “You are the eschatological manifestation of the ground of our being, the kerygma of which we find the ultimate meaning in our interpersonal relationships.”

And Jesus said, “What?”