I generally try to keep off teh politics here, but I thought this story would amuse you.
Yesterday afternoon Mrs. R and I were chatting with our next-door neighbor as we waited for the school bus to arrive. The NDN is a fairly typical young Cafeteria Catholic, the sort who seem to have voted for The One in droves this year.
After speaking of this and that, with a funny look in her eye the NDN suddenly said, “You know, [your 10 year old] said to me this morning that she didn’t like Obama because he wants to raise taxes and kill babies.”
I chuckled. Mrs. R, on the other hand, wheeled round and punched me.
“Anyway,” continued the NDN, “I told her that it was a liiiiiitle more complicated than that.” By then I had got the distinct impression that she was a wee bit upset about the whole business.
Mrs. R then chimed in with, “Robbo, you shouldn’t be giving the gel these ideas.”
I shrugged. “Well,” I said, “I also told her not to discuss politics with people, but that obviously didn’t stop her. Next time just tell her you don’t want to talk about it.”
Of course, I could have said, “Actually, it isn’t all that complicated,” but I didn’t really feel like mixing it up. Instead I just imagined that the clanging sound I heard was the gel’s roundshot glancing off the NDN’s conscience.

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November 8, 2008 at 6:02 pm
Father M.
BRAVO for the gel!
November 8, 2008 at 7:02 pm
Card's wife
Ditto.
November 8, 2008 at 11:28 pm
GroovyVic
Give the gel a big hug from me!
November 9, 2008 at 12:08 am
The Bovina Bloviator
Attaboy, Robbo, yer larnin’ ‘em good!
November 9, 2008 at 2:44 am
NBS
What you could have said? It’s what you should have felt, and that is completely irritated with your wife. If she’s going to undercut you, it should be inside, away from the neighbors. Don’t back the neighbor lady over your man, Mrs. R!
November 9, 2008 at 2:50 am
NBS
Sorry. I ought not have criticized another man’s wife. I would never do that in person–I shouldn’t do it in your comments section. These internets, they bring out the worst in people. Plus, I’m out of vermouth and drinking this gin straight. Tends to losen the lips.