Okay, my fellow port swillers, I believe most of you know each other moderately well, even if only on-line.  So here’s a little quiz:  Who do you immediately suspect “Shirley Nagel” actually is when you read this article?

A Grosse Pointe Farms woman has doled out political tricks by refusing Halloween treats to children whose parents support Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama.

Shirley Nagel passed out candy Friday — but only to those who shared her support for Republican presidential candidate John McCain and running mate Sarah Palin.

Fox 2 News says a sign posted outside Nagel’s house, about 12 miles west of Detroit, served notice to all trick-or-treaters. It read: “No handouts for Obama supporters, liars, tricksters or kids of supporters.”

Nagel tells WJBK-TV that “Obama’s scary.” When asked about children who’d been turned away empty-handed and crying, she said: “Oh well. Everybody has a choice.”

Fax and phone messages were left today at numbers listed in Nagel’s name.

Anybody? Anybody? Bueller?